nearsmileplz

  so kawaii!!

:nearsmileplz:

Once you read this, you can get out. Six years ago, in the middle of the night, a little boy was awoken by a giant, man-eating taco. It ate the little boy and and turned him into a taco, which the parents used as evidence for the police. The police finally caught the taco and had him eaten by Chuck Testa, because no one else can eat a taco that brutally. If you don't repost this to six other pages, the taco will come through a sewage pipe from backed-up sewage and eat you bit by bit.

Near- Hey Mr. Grumpy!
Light-
Near- I THINK SOMEBODY NEEDS A HUGG!
Light- WHAT NOOOOOOOOO!
Near-
Light- NUUUUUUUUU
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Matsuda- DROP. THE. GUN!
Alucard- No.
Matsuda- *Shoots*
Alucard-
Matsuda- OH NO!
Alucard- Like a boss!